Since the 2008 Presidential election, a team of Newsvine columnists have been feverishly working together in an effort to prove, once and for all, that President Obama was born in Hawaii. Our journey has taken us to eighteen States, nine countries, and has involved interviews with more than seventy individuals, including lawyers, judges, doctors, government officials and diplomats from three different nations, conspiracy theorists, and fellow journalists. After this tremendous amount of tedious, expensive research, the results of our journey have left all of us here at Newsvine baffled... but the video evidence speaks for itself.
Our research led us to the small town of Mwingi, Kenya, where a local man claimed to have evidence, on film, of President Obama's birth in the man's tiny home. The man, who wishes to not be identified, presented the film via projector to our team when we visited him, and since then, we've converted the eight millimeter film to video, and will present a link to this video shortly. The video clearly depicts Barack Obama Senior coaching Ann Obama (Ann Dunham) through a very challenging birth. Adding fuel to the fire, the President's father proclaims, directly into the camera no less, that "[Ann] must succeed in birthing this child so that we can return to America as quickly as we can. This child may one day be [President of the United States]." At the six-minute mark, you can hear him confess that President Obama will be "a child of Muslim birth," and that "[his birth] is all a part of `the master plan.'" As of yet, we have no confirmation as to what this "plan" is, and upon returning to the United States, White House officials have contacted us ordering to cease and desist from pursuing additional information. The plot, as they say, has thickened.
As promised, here is the world exclusive video evidence of President Barack Obama's Kenyan birth. Warning! This video depicts graphic imagery of child birth, the reciting of Sharia law, and graphic violence against an animal at the 9:31 mark, when Barack Obama Senior murders a live turkey on camera in preparation of a "birth feast." Viewer discretion is advised. Be sure that your audio is turned on, as the most compelling evidence comes in the form of spoken word. Now, without further adieu, we present to you our video link. Special thanks to Newsvine columnist Free Rino for his exceptional contribution to our team!