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Conservatives have sacrificed their right to grandstand on... well... rights

Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:51 AM EST
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Every single time I hear a Conservative ranting and raving about their "liberties" and their "freedoms," my brain quite literally clenches into a fist, and if you could see an x-ray of my cranium at that exact moment, you'd see my medulla oblongata sharply extend upwards, flipping off the sheer hypocrisy of what it was processing.  It's not so much that they sound foolish when they do it.  It's that I can't believe they themselves don't realize they sound foolish.  And yet onward their march, hapless and sure-footed, wherever the road of hyper-partisan nonsense cares to lead them.

Most of you probably already know where I'm going with this.  It's been in the news enough that anyone who pays attention to this sort of thing can figure it out pretty quickly.  I'm talking of course about sex.  Well, sex and other recreations.  Some Conservatives "get it" (the point, not sex).  They understand that selective rights are no rights at all.  But the loudmouthed sex-haters, like Rick Santorum?  They don't "get it."  And that time, I was talking about both the point and sex.

Try to follow this train of logic, and be warned, it flies off the rails pretty quickly.  A person believes the government should not dictate what they do in their lives.  Sure, you're entitled to that philosophy... nothing wrong so far.  That person believes the government should never tell you what insurance to buy, or what food to eat, or what substances to use.  I personally start to disagree on some fronts, but shy of my own ideological differences, sure, go right ahead and believe that... it's your right to disagree.  Then, that person tells you the government shouldn't care about your personal safety.  Now I'm really disagreeing, because I believe any good government should defend its people from all threats, foreign and domestic, including their own stupidity.  But if you disagree, again, that's your right, and who am I to deny you of that?

But then, that person tells you that abortion is wrong, and evil, and sinful.  The government should step in and make them difficult to get, if not entirely impossible.  A woman has no right deciding what she should do with her own body.  And there you have it, folks... the train exploded so tremendously that Jerry Bruckheimer himself would blush.  And believe it or not, the silliness doesn't end there.  Not only should abortions be off the table, but contraceptives should be as well.  Gay marriage can take a hike too, while we're at it.  Because this person believes in your individual liberties, so long as you aren't getting laid, or worse... getting gay-laid!

And there you go.  There's the reason why at 32 years old, I find myself worrying about suffering a stroke one of these days.  It's such a perfect example of hypocrisy run amok that I truly do wish that I possessed the collegiate ability to fart on command, loudly and with driven purpose, so as to drive these lunatics away from conversation without needing to resort to a humbled slop of vulgarity and popped blood vessels.

The silver-lining here, though, is that I'm not the only person who recognizes the sheer stupidity in such an argument.  Literally millions of other Americans, including many conservatives, see it as well.  And the more this argument plays out in the public forum, the more people are turned away by it, and sickened by it, and start forming fists with their brains as well.  I can't say for certain how many have mastered the ability to extend a middle finger with their brains yet... that's a skill at the black belt level.  But give it some time, because these folks are going to get plenty of practice and exercise as the 2012 election season ventures onward.

I'm not saying you can't cherry-pick which rights you believe in.  Everyone has their own set of moral principals, though rhetoric does dominate the majority of opinion these days.  But when the primary focal point of said rhetoric is freedom and liberty, you'll always find yourself on the losing end of a serious debate, ten times out of nine, when you try to limit the rights of others in the same breath.  Because when you do that, I'm not only worried about what's going on inside my own head... I'm also worried about what's going on inside yours.

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CommisarCain

Every single time I hear a Conservative ranting and raving about their "liberties" and their "freedoms," my brain quite literally clenches into a fist, and if you could see an x-ray of my cranium at that exact moment, you'd see my medulla oblongata sharply extend upwards, flipping off the sheer hypocrisy of what it was processing.

Politicians thrive on hypocrisy. They do whatever it takes to get elected.

  • 6 votes
Reply#1 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:05 AM EST
obie-one

Within "selective" liberty's lies the death of true freedom; as a person is not truely free unless allowed to walk amongst the whole as same. For if I am allowed to walk alongside the chosen few I am but a prisoner of said GrOuP, I am owned and owing to not the good of the whole but rather obligated to the gains of the few.

In fact my goals are not of freedom or liberty at all, but instead of buying and wasting time. Time to assure my way of life takes precedence not only above all others but before consideration of their existence while never leaving footprints on the path I choose to walk. For no other shall possess the right to follow.

In this I will become lost for the path this leads me to have little means of allowing me to avail myself of foresight. Liberty has now mandated that I walk amongst the few while donning the blinders that one must wear to willfully walk this path, not showing me my way; but dictating where I go.

I am no longer free. For I am a Teapublican................

  • 6 votes
Reply#2 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:40 AM EST
mstanley2265

These 'Americans' think that lining up the churches behind them, they can overcome the secular status of the rest of America. They thought wrong.

  • 5 votes
Reply#3 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:12 AM EST
Matt Rock

I fear we're always one President and two Supreme Court Justices away from forced Christianity. It seems like some of the people we're talking about would love to see that happen, sadly. Luckily for the rest of us, however, there is always revolution ;)

  • 6 votes
#3.1 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:17 PM EST
mstanley2265

It's a funny thing about American's. We tolerate a lot until we get maxed out and then we clean house. Since we have the Internet and cellphones (texting and twitter) those pols are getting an eyefull.

I don't see too much more ability of legislators or Congress pushing the 'religious' view on American's much longer. They'll continue to try but when it backfires, those churches may very well lose their tax exempt status being as they're 'dabbling' in politics. ouch.

  • 1 vote
#3.2 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 6:46 PM EST
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Robert in Ohio

matt

Another great article, and a circumspect view of an issue that should concern us all.

What would you say to the premise that politicians should not "grandstand" on any issue?

Too often the theater (grandstanding) overshadows and obfuscates the issues to a degree that people are angered (or inspired to action) without actually being informed.

I hate it when politicians (I call very few public servants anymore) use rhetoric, vitriol and theatrical presentation to arouse people to their cause, rather than informing them of how the issue really affects them and others (pro's and con's) and allowing for an educated decision by an informed electorate.

I see this from both sides of the aisle, but agree that of late there is an abundance of this activity in the Republican primaries.

Staunchly ideological and resolutely pure positions on certain rights, while being willing to play fast and loose with others is something that both parties are guilty of as they pander to demographics and special interest groups.

Again thanks for the article

  • 6 votes
Reply#4 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 8:55 AM EST
Matt Rock

I think grandstanding can serve a purpose when it's done with virtuous intentions at heart. When someone is doing it with the hopes of raising awareness on an issue that a lobbyist isn't paying them for... which sadly doesn't happen very often. I feel like most politicians go to law school, but they minor in theater, and that's the bigger problem. It's not that they grandstand on the important stuff, but that they do it on all of the stuff.

  • 2 votes
#4.1 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:20 PM EST
Robert in Ohio

Matt

With all that is and had gone on in Washington of late, it is hard to argue with your point that politicians have a minor in theater and sadly most of them are not very good at that occupation either.

I prefer straight talk to theater and histrionics whether it is a laudable or deplorable message

  • 2 votes
#4.2 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 7:10 PM EST
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Marshall James

I feel like I am going to have a stroke when I hear some liberal actually talk about being for individual righs...or calling conservatives on it when liberals know nothing of individual rights.

Now if you want to talk about individual rights....talk to a libertarian.

liberals and conservatives only believe in the individual rights they approve of....I believe in individual rights even if I do not approve of it.

gay marriage...check...abortion, check, polygamy....check...prostitution...check...legalize all drugs....check....keep the fruits of your labor...check.

not being thrown in prison if you do not comply with the above....check.

liberals and conservatives believe if you do not go along with their mentality that you should be thrown in prison andif you resist the unjust law...killed if need be.

they are the same....just a different side of the coin.

peace.

  • 3 votes
Reply#5 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:10 AM EST
newsblog903

I feel like I am going to have a stroke when I hear some liberal actually talk about being for individual righs

Try smoking a joint Marshall, it will take the pressure off. :)

  • 6 votes
#5.1 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:03 PM EST
Bad Fish

We have the economic authoritarians and the moral authoritarians and they are both wrong!

  • 3 votes
#5.2 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:16 PM EST
Matt Rock

gay marriage...check...abortion, check, polygamy....check...prostitution...check...legalize all drugs....check....keep the fruits of your labor...check.

And there's where you lose me. Most drugs aren't as simple as pot. They're deadly and excrutiating and addictive to the point where not just one life is ruined, but all of the lives around it are as well. The freedom to use a drug is a moot point when the drug itself is the most totalitarian substance around. And when a drug addict murders and steals to get them more drugs, then you start infringing on the freedoms of others.

Polygamy is a fancy word for forced religious sex slavery. Women are forced, mentally and emotionally and even physically, into involuntary bondage, where their only purpose is cranking out babies and cleaning after the man. Religion is used to terrify these women into whatever the guy wants. That's not liberty. It's slavery. The polar opposite of freedom.

And in keeping the fruits of your labor, you're saying the government has no need for money whatsoever. So you'd privatize the military? The police? You'd strip away every government regulation under the sun, right down to traffic signs and safety standards for the food we eat? At what point does the ideal Libertarian government become an anarchist state with no government at all? No one seems to be able to point at that line and tell me where it is.

  • 5 votes
#5.3 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:29 PM EST
Marshall James

bad fish

exactly...yet they both are unable to see it.

and newsblog

thanks for the tip....to deal with authoritarians on both sides who think they have the moral high ground.....I need to.

  • 2 votes
#5.4 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:30 PM EST
Marshall James

matt

prohibition is a failure...no matter which drug it is.

who cares which one is worse....alcohol, pot, cocaine, heroin, shrooms....it doesnt matter if one is more dangerous....its about freedom and INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS.

I would never advocate involuntary contracts.....voluntary ones...yes.

we dont need a federal income tax...all that does is fuel war....along with the fiat money system.

we went most of our existence without it....its not needed.....

again...like I said...liberals truly do not believe in individual rights and freedom...it comes down to what you find acceptable...and what you dont.

if I had true rights...I could do whatever drug I wanted...if I wanted three wives....and it was a voluntary contract....why not???

but just like the right wing....you have to think about what you like and what you dont...and then want to force it upon others.

  • 1 vote
#5.5 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:36 PM EST
Matt Rock

who cares which one is worse....alcohol, pot, cocaine, heroin, shrooms....it doesnt matter if one is more dangerous....its about freedom and INDIVIDUAL RIGHTS.

But the substance itself infringes on your right to life. Heroin is the worst of the ones you mentioned, as far as I'm aware anyway. Have you ever seen someone use heroin without their entire life falling victim to it? They become a slave to the drug itself. That's not freedom.

I would never advocate involuntary contracts.....voluntary ones...yes.

Head out to Utah where those Mormon polygamist sects still exist, and ask one of their "sister wives" if they're married voluntarily. They'll look around sheepishly and nod their head slowly, of fear of the wrath of God, or their husband... whichever is worse. If you ask the polygamist wife, or the heroin addict, or a labor slave, or a prostitute if they like their boss, whether it be a husband, or a narcotic, or a master, or a pimp, they're going to say "yes, and please sir, may I have another?" That's not freedom. It's slavery in each and every case.

we dont need a federal income tax...all that does is fuel war....along with the fiat money system.

we went most of our existence without it....its not needed.....

We also went most of our existence as a nation without a population exceeding 100 million, let alone 300 million. We went without highways. Without food and drug safety regulations that have saved more lives than anyone could hope to count. Without Federal grants that gave us the computers we're talking on, the Internet we're talking through, and the medicine that keeps us talking whatsoever, and the air traffic control that lets us do that without the fear of a plane crashing through our windows. The Federal government spends that money doing stuff for us that we couldn't ever dream of doing ourselves. Not all of it of course, and that's a problem that I think liberals, conservatives, and libertarians can all agree on. But most of our tax dollars go to worthwile causes, when the government is doing well anyway.

We will never experience a libertarian government. The reason is pretty simple: the vast majority of Americans would never go for it. The truth is that most Americans like regulations. They like having the ability to walk into a store and buy something off the shelf, knowing the government has taken steps to ensure its safety. They like knowing that dangerous drugs are harder to get, because most of us would never want to even try something like heroin, and it's a comfort to know that heroin addicts can't walk into a drug store and walk out with a weapon of mass destruction, which is the only way one can really describe something like heroin. People like order, they like regulations, they like what the Federal government does for them. They stop liking it when it stops working the way they expect it to work.

  • 3 votes
#5.6 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:01 PM EST
Bad Fish

Matt,

You are smarter than that. You know that libertarians don't want anarchy. Most of us are minarchists. We support a Government, Military, police, and court systems. The regulations you speak of are intended to protect us but they are forcing our small businesses out of business. Take for example . The lead paint on barbie. Massive headlines and legislation to save the children. Mattel received a waiver, they can inspect their toys themselves but the small toy makers have to hire a third party inspector. Many couldn't afford the inspection costs and folded. This type of regulation has cannibalized what makes America great. Our corrupt politicians use news headlines to pay back their donors with big corporate friendly regulations. We have been lied too.

Both of our major political parties are for big business. One just does a better job painting the other as the bad guy. The goal is to stay in power and they do that by pushing entitlements. I am in an industry where i see Government ripped off every day of my life by Americans who receive benefits. It's happening, it's a reality. Sure we have needy but welfare, ssi, ssd and va benefits are being defrauded for billions. I am financing Cadillac Escalades for people on Housing assistance and food stamps. That's an $750 payment for a nice ride. It happens every day of my life. Our system is broke.

You can blame Republicans, I do too, but i also blame the democrats too.

  • 2 votes
#5.7 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:25 PM EST
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newsblog903

Good article Matt, but then you are preaching to the choir with me! :)

  • 1 vote
Reply#6 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:35 AM EST
steven-791492

I can't say for certain how many have mastered the ability to extend a middle finger with their brains yet.

I believe I have developed that skill. It would explain why I get a stabbing headache, when trying to follow the twisted logic in wingnut land.

I too believe they have crossed the line and are now turning voters off..... but yet this line of reasoning will be screamed until November. Then after President Obama is reelected, we will be forced to listen to a revised set of big lies.

  • 4 votes
Reply#7 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 11:44 AM EST
Polka14

Conservatives are evil fascists; liberals are authoritarians. Neither care about our freedoms. They only care about promoting an agenda. Only libertarians care about freedoms. No exceptions.

  • 3 votes
Reply#8 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:40 PM EST
Marshall James

well I would put liberals as being just as evil...because they actually think they have a moral highground over others...as they throw them in prison or kill them for doing things they dont like.

same as conservatives.

    #8.1 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 12:55 PM EST
    DS12

    Libertarians care about freedoms.....LOL.....well if you look like Ron Paul of course...no exceptions.

    • 3 votes
    #8.2 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:05 PM EST
    Polka14

    In my opinion, I believe that conservatives are generally aware that they are evil and are proud of it. They don't have any inclination towards supporting freedom in any way. In contrast, liberals are more deluded. They think they know what is best but they are wrong. They promote authoritarianism when they think it is right but are not truly evil. They have not fully embraced freedom. Of course embracing government control over our lives is the act of evil but they are not actually evil like the conservatives. They need to understand that government control over our lives is wrong.

      #8.3 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:06 PM EST
      Matt Rock

      Libertarians believe they have a moral high ground as well. Whenever a person starts to believe that their system is the best, that their horse is the only one that can win the race, and/ or that everyone else is delusional or evil or authoritarian, they start infringing on others. If you were King for a day, I would be afraid to leave my house each morning, because a society without regulation, or law and order, isn't a society at all. You can call that freedom if you want, but the rest of us? We'll call it something else.

      • 7 votes
      #8.4 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:09 PM EST
      Bad Fish

      Why would their be no law or order considering that libertarians support organized Government. This misinformation is simple propaganda used by the left and right to discredit our party. We support laws, organized government but we don't support government that aides the wealthy or our largest industry by creating an environment that puts citizens at a disadvantage.

      • 1 vote
      #8.5 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:35 PM EST
      Polka14

      If you were King for a day, I would be afraid to leave my house each morning, because a society without regulation, or law and order, isn't a society at all.

      Monarchy is an antithesis to a free society. If I had the power to dictate the type of government then it would be a libertarian nation that abides by the Constitution and its ability to protect our natural rights. No one would be allowed to pass laws that undermine our freedoms in any way. It would be a nation of order because all those that infringe on our rights would be punished.

      • 2 votes
      #8.6 - Sat Feb 18, 2012 1:47 PM EST
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