I have to warn you, we're going to talk about a US president in this article that was as dispicable as a president can be. A president who, in January of 2013, will NOT be president any longer. Put down that sandwich, as I don't want you to get sick to your stomach. Don't sip that beverage of yours, because it'll just end up all over your screen. And warn those that you work and/ or live with that you may be screaming vulgarities and weeping uncontrollably when this article is over with!
The sub-human president we're talking about here really is the scum of the Earth. A man that doesn't love America, hasn't paid any taxes in years, and hates the free markets. He bowed before foreign heads of state (yuck). He raised taxes constantly, including one of the biggest tax hikes ever (gag). He wanted to weaken our military by taking away all of our nuclear missiles (barf). He supported unions (my nose is running). And he never, ever, contributed to the free market with a business executive job like, say, Mitt Romney has (what's that smell? Aww crud... I soiled myself!). He was, for lack of a better phrase, the very worst president of all time, by contemporary conservative standards.
His name? Ronald Reagan.
Ronald Reagan was an actor -- that's right, a typical, out-of-touch Hollywood liberal elitist -- who spent his whole life trying to be the center of attention... a true "celebrity president." He was Governor of California (a blue state!) for a paltry eight years... that's three whole years of legislative experience LESS than Obama had before he took office! And while he was Governor, he opposed the Briggs Initiative, which would have banned gays and lesbians from working in public schools. That's right. Ronald Reagan was just as gay as Obama!
Reagan ran a disgusting, lowly character assassination campaign against his rival, and was supported in his election efforts by a radical fundamentalist religious preacher that hated America, by the name of Jerry Falwell. Falwell blamed 9/11 on Americans and hated the Constitution for its heathen secularism. Meanwhile, Reagan was bringing in his Hollywood friends to help him win the election, and do you remember George Bush, the RINO president before Obama? His dad was Reagan's running mate! Yes, I'm serious!
After Reagan won the election, probably due to election fraud (sadly, James O'Keefe hadn't been born yet, so he wasn't around to investigate), he went on to spend his first four years blaming the President before him for everything that was wrong with America, refusing to take any credit for the 1982 recession that was brought on by his love of socialism and his hatred of the free markets. He regulated businesses, he said favorable things about unions, and... I hope you're sitting down... he RAISED TAXES eight whole times, including the biggest peace-time tax hike in US history! And it gets worse, still! If you consider all of the tax rates in the top bracket (the tax bracket for the 1% patriots, like Mitt Romney), Reagan had an average top-tier tax rate of around 50%! That's twenty-something percent MORE than Obama! He also expanded the Federal government with more public sector jobs than any President before him, and other than that RINO, Bush, his expansion of the government was bigger than any President since. In fact, to this day, even stacked against Obama, Reagan spent the largest percentage of America's GDP of any President in history! Typical tax and spend liberal hogwash, am I right?
And when it came to foreign affairs, Reagan was at least a thousand times worse than Obama. He had the nerve to sit down with foreign leaders and "discuss things" with them... what a wussy, limp-wristed, drinking-beer-while-chatting liberal loser! He also had several conversations with Mikhail Gorbachev, A SOVIET PINKO COMMUNIST, and stuck his nose into foreign affairs in Russia, where his nose didn't belong! And as was mentioned earlier, he wanted America to get rid of all of its nuclear missiles, too, because he hated the military and wanted Russia to conquer us!
People seem to really dislike President Obama, but just remember this, my conservative friends: it could be a lot worse. Ronald Reagan could be your President again!