Anyone that pays close attention to American politics and gets their news from unbiased sources should be capable of telling you that America has two Presidents today. There's the real President Obama, a center-right moderate conservative with a splash of liberal ideals, and then the fictional Obama that Conservatives invented to make hating him quite a bit easier.
We've heard from the real President Obama; this being an election year, finding legitimate information about him isn't all that hard. But the fictional Obama doesn't really get out much. Sure, Fox news and Conservative radio hosts occasionally give him a voice, but you can't go out there and find a speech from fictional Obama. It isn't really fair, is it?
Well fret no more, friends! Being the awesome journalist that I am, I managed to track down the fictional Obama, living off the government teet in a fancy-shmancy Chicago skyrise filled with the dregs of that city's seedy, radical-liberal underbelly. He's agreed to fly back to New York with me and sit here in my home office for a few days, answering whatever questions you pitch to him in the comments down below!
Any question is a fair question, and I'll let fictional Obama use my Newsvine account to write responses. Just remember, folks: Fictional Obama is a radical left-wing Muslim extremist, so he might get pretty nasty with you if you don't address him properly, as Comrade-Presidente Obama.
So, what are you waiting for? Ask fictional Obama anything you want to ask him!